Drinking is Good

This is a combination of a few random nights out.  No dates, just a lot of drinking

While out on one of these evenings Feathers and I came up with what I think is a genius idea. Relationship rings for men.
I guess it doesn't have to be a ring, but some symbol a man in a relationship wears to let the single women at the bar know "hands off". This could be really helpful on both ends. I won't waste my time and the gf doesnt have to worry about people like me hitting on their men.  We meet a lot of men out, only to find that they are taken. This annoys me so much. Unless they buy me a drink anyways, which I always accept.  At least a vodka soda makes wasting my time more enjoyable because I'm still getting drunk.  Luckily we found a few of these generous guys last week.  Two of them were actually a lot of fun to talk to. I clearly didn't give a fuck about talking about anything on my mind, what does HB have to lose?  Some topics of convo: they asked me how to get their ladies to give a better bj without offending them. I asked about pube hair preference (this is a fav topic of mine). We discussed what is a bigger deal, mouth or privates sex.  Among other things...
Side note- while getting waxed before my trip back to MI I asked my waxer what was normal.  She said there is no normal and she would see what she thought looked good on me. I thought "Seriously?  How do you determine that?"  Do some styles make you look thinner bc that's obv what I wanted.  I am not sure I love what she did but I'll live with it for now. I actually bought a package at the waxing salon bc it was cheaper and I figure I have to keep up appearances these days bc you never know...
Back to story. Ok. So these guys were great. Taken, but very fun and bought me drinks so I had a great time.  They wanted to set me up with their friend but the guy was 25, that's just too young. Even though he reportedly has a big weiner and is a doctor. I have SOME standards, no more of the young'uns.
I should mention that we met these guys after going out to a singles event. This was my first official singles event and I hated it as soon as we walked into the bar. The crowd was mostly chicks and young Asian men. My friends and I were approached by a 25 yo Asian boy and the lesbian owner of the bar (who gave us shots of tequila so it was ok). The event was not successful for us, however it was funny to watch everyone there and to send Feathers over to talk to the ones I thought were cute, of course they were all young.  So that was the night, young guys and relationship guys. Thank god for alcohol.
Flash forward two nights and we were back out meeting creepers. I met one who was real nerdy but did buy me a drink and did text me to ask me out the next day, I'm not responding back to him though. I drank a lot at the bar and when it was time to leave he gave my friends a hard time about me leaving, saying how he would walk me home. We know I'll go home with pretty much anyone so I am glad they were there to drag me out. We went to another bar where I met another creep to talk to and again was escorted by my girlfriends out (this was all after eating fries, burger, chicken fingers, candy at 3am. I need food rehab)  I always have in my head that I should go out alone one night and sit at a bar for dinner and a drink and possibly will meet someone that way but it isn't looking like that's the best plan for me. I need my girls there to watch me.


Thats about it for now.  Its been a boring month.  However, RC called and left a message at 10:30pm on Saturday.  What do you think that was all about?  We have a few ideas..booty call?  He was seeing someone and now is single?  He's a douche?  He was drunk and saw my name in his phone?  Who knows.  I called back and left a vm on Monday.  I wan to ask what the hell happened, and I will if I get the chance.  I want to be the one blowing guys off, NOT the other way around.  HB doesn't like that.