Thank god I am going home on Friday, because honestly, I need a
break.
I am wiped out from the past two days. Today I am going to the
beach
and am going to zone out. Totally.
Let me start by saying A is a good guy. A really really good
guy. He
was honorable at the wedding and did not take advantage of me,
or
steal any of my shit. He carried me into the room and put me
into bed.
He said he was disappointed because he wanted to get it on. But
realized as soon as we left the wedding that it wasn't happening
because I "ceased to function due to excessive
alcohol consumption."
When he still wanted to come into the city to hang out I was
totally
shocked. It takes a lot to scare this guy off. I know, because I
put
him through the ringer.
The plan was for us to spend the day in NYC together. It was
beautiful
weather and could have been a great day. He came in at 11, came
up to
my place to use the bathroom and we sat on the couch and talked.
I
asked him what types of embarrassing things I told him at the
wedding,
I guess nothing too bad. We have a lot in common and he's super
cool
and nice, and thinks I'm perfect (he said this, he's delusional)
so I
liked him. Not the same sparks as I felt with RC but
still, A saw
me at my worst (not exact worst, but that's coming up) and still
wanted more.
We made out, because that's what I do. It must be said
that Abe has a
slammin bod. Like perfecto- abs and all. I commented on how
impressed
I was at this. He is kinda cocky and said that he did not
know many
28 year old Jews with abs. I agreed, but that does make him seem
a bit
overly confident. I told him this too. After the make out
session
with A's great body we got stoned and decided to get burgers
at
shake shack.
This could have been the perfect afternoon, really my ideal day.
Unfortunately it goes downhill from here.
I ordered my burger and water and paid, for myself! Then
he ordered.
I was waiting for him thinking, "seriously?! You didn't pay
for my $8
order, wtf! No sex for you! (ehhhh, no more sex for
you)". Total
disbelief on my end. I had to at least get through the lunch
though,
but I was pissed. Then, I started to not feel well. I knew I
would
need A to hold me up so I had to suspend my feelings of being
pissed. I started walking and told him that I didn't feel
well, I was
going to pass out. I need to go sit outside on the bench. He was
pretty worried and helped me get to a bench, where I PASSED OUT.
I
fainted on our date. A major pass out too. No dairy, this was
from low
blood sugar I'm pretty sure. I hadn't eaten yet that day
and had an
eventful morning.
When I came to, there was a yenta on the phone with the
ambulance. I
said no way am I getting in an ambulance.
1. I know that shit is expensive.
2. Could it be any more embarrassing?
3. I was stoned and would have to tell the ambulance guys
that, plus
other personal information that I would rather not divulge on a
first
date
The lady said "too late they already sent it." I would have just
gotten
up and walked away so I wasn't there when the ambulance came,
but I
couldn't walk so that wasn't an option. I turned to A and said
I am
not getting in the ambulance and I will kill you if I have to. He said
not
to worry. I told him he should probably run away and I won't
blame
him. He said no, he would never run away from me. Weird thing to
say,
but for some reason he was still in love. Like I said,
delusional.
(remember, all of this and he didn't pay for the burger). I told
him I
need some sugar and at that point our food was ready. He went to
pick
it up, longest 5 minutes of my life. I slowly ate the bun
and tried
not to pass out or throw up. I still felt miserable.
Finally (half hour after pass out) the ambulance came. I hope I
never
actually need one, because I would be dead by the time they got
there.
We stayed on the bench and the ambulance people didn't get out
of the
truck. After 10 minutes they drove away. Great service. I was in
the
clear.
I said to A "you won't forget this one, huh". He at
first acted like
it was nothing, then said, "yeah, you're right". I
assured him I
wouldn't forget either. I then told him that it was pretty
impressive
that I blacked out both times we were together. It really
is pretty
ridiculous. My first impression wasn't bad enough that I had to
pass
out on the kid the second time. And he still wanted more!!
I kept
giving him permission to leave and said I could call Feathers to
get me
but he said no. He was staying.
Finally I could walk. I was going to go home, shower, and
eat a bag
of cookies. A was ok with this. I asked him what he knew about
me,
besides that I pass out and drink too much (and sleep with guys
a
little too easily.) He said he knew I was divorced and
that I was 32.
He asked about the divorce and I told him. I asked why he
was still
interested. He said he still liked me despite all of that, oy.
He has
no idea what he would be getting himself into. Although, he did
handle
the pass out incredibly well, both times. Still, didn't pay for
the
burger.
We got upstairs, I said I am taking a shower, he said he was
staying.
I said you're fucking crazy, but ok. After the shower I put on
sweats and
sat on the couch with my bag of cookies and announced that I
wasn't
leaving that spot for the rest of the day. He can feel free to
go
enjoy the day. He didn't want to go. He wanted to sit with me
but I
felt like shit, was still too mortified, and really did not want
to
entertain or talk for the rest of the day. He finally agreed to
leave.
(most guys would have run way before this, I know. I practically
had
to force him to leave).
I immediately called Feathers to come over so I could cry to her
about
my day. She came so fast she forgot het wallet. She's amazing.
A kept in touch for the rest of the day, even called me to
hang out
again, because I am such a great host. Alas, I am too busy
and can't
see him until I get back in Sept. I think he understands, but
who
knows bc he is crazy. And, didn't pay for the burger. He
is quite the
conundrum.
This is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me on a
date
yet. And hopefully will not be beat.
Later when RC asked abt my day I told him I passed out at
shake
shack. He called me on the phone right away to find out what
happened,
which I liked. He thinks I was with a girlfriend when it
happened. I
wonder what he would have done or what his reaction would have been if he was with
me and I fainted. I think he would be ok and handle it well. I might ask him. He is
very
interested in medical stuff and knows about many of my ailments.
I
asked if he thinks I'm totally crazy for passing out and he said
not
at all. So that's good.
I am looking forward to Thursday with him. It should be
interesting to
see what happens since I am leaving.